Here are some dating terms and what they really mean: (what a woman writes and what it really means)
“40-ish”: 49 years old
“Adventurer”: Slept around a lot
“Athletic”: Flat chest
“Average looking”: Has a face like a bull dog
“Beautiful”: Pathological liar
“Contagious Smile”: Does a lot of ecstasy
“Educated”: Bitchy know-it-all
“Emotionally Secure”: Heavily medicated
“Feminist”: Lesbian just looking to procreate
“Free Spirit”: Junkie
“Friendship first”: Trying to live down reputation as a slut
“Fun”: Annoying
“New-Age”: Lots of body hair
“Old-fashioned”: Lights out, missionary position only
“Open-minded”: Desperate
“Outgoing”: Loud and abnoxious
“Passionate”: Sloppy drunk
“Poet”: Depressive schizophrenic
“Reubenesque”: Fat
“Romantic”: Looks good only in candle light
“Social”: Has been passed around like an hors d’oeuvres tray
“Voluptuous”: Very fat
“Wants Soulmate”: Stalker
“Young at heart”: Old hag
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