Here is a list of internet dating terms and what they really mean (what a man writes and what it really means)
“40-ish”: Over 50 and looking for a 25 year-old
“Athletic”: Watches a lot of sports on TV
“Average looking”: Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back
“Educated”: Will patronize you all the time
“Free Spirit”: Will bang anything that moves
“Friendship first”: As long as friendship involves sex
“Good looking”: Arrogant
“Very good looking”: Dumb as a board
“Honest”: Pathological Liar
“Huggable”: Overweight and hairy like a bear
“Likes to cuddle”: Insecure mama’s boy
“Mature”: Older than your father
“Open-minded”: Wants to have threesomes with your friends
“Physically fit”: Does a lot of beer can curls
“Poet”: Wrote ex-girlfriend’s phone number on a bathroom stall
“Sensitive”: Cries if you want him to go see a chick flick
“Very sensitive”: Gay, just wants to procreate
“Spiritual”: Got laid in a cemetery once
“Stable”: Arrested for stalking, but not convicted
“Thoughtful”: Says “Excuse me” when he farts
May 2nd, 2008 at 5:22 pm
[…] Rachel wrote an interesting post today on Funny Dating Terms Men Use…Here’s a quick excerpt:“Open-minded”: Wants to have threesomes with your friends “Physically fit”: Does a lot of beer can curls “Poet”: Wrote ex-girlfriend’s phone number on a bathroom stall “Sensitive”: Cries if you want him to go see a chick flick … […]
May 15th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
Hey, I thought “Educated” meant “Read a book” and well-educated - “Read more than one book”
“40-sh” - hilarious