This is not to be confused with dating whoopie which is good.

I was out on a double date (first date) and while the two gals were chatting away I was reminiscing with my friend Jason, we were talking about when we were kids and we used to buy those little black gobstoppers that changed colors when you sucked them.  I turned to my date and asked, do you like black balls?  Whoops, bam, smack…she slapped me across the face and then her and her friend left and never answered my phone calls for an apology.  Anyways the moral of this story is quite obvious, think before you speak and the question, do you like ‘black balls’, is not appropriate for a first date.

Black Balls
Old fashiopned black balls in that great licorice jawbreaker taste. The centre of these ones contain a hard pressed licorice powder. Also see aniseed blackballs in the British section if you are looking for the ones with a little seed in the middle.

You see a gorgeous girl (or guy) and open up the profile to learn that it is not her (or his) profile but a friends.  Darn it all, should you still contact them hoping to find a way to ask about their friend?

This is a pet peeve of mine so I thought I would post about it.  This concerns the ‘boob shot’, I know most guys are obsessed with these ‘jugs O love’ but so many women post so many bad boob shots that it is truly sad.

So here is a guide, with examples:

Bad boob shot (just wrong)!

Ok Boob Shot (leaves enough to the imagination but would be nicer if the dog was not blocking the other one):

Good boob shot (this one is sexy but not slutty, well maybe a little bit):

Here is one of my favorite profile pics, I am a big fan of the ‘natural look’ and this lovely gal nails it, nice smile too: