You might not want to look for a date at Walmart….but the prices are soooooo looooowwwww!

Apparently not at church!!

Honesty is the best policy!!

I guess she is cute enough to get away with it but I hope her boyfriend is big enough to fend off the drunk guys that will attempt to try it.

Love this list of breakup lines.

This guy will never get a date.

This guy’s tan is…..gross!

From the soon to be published - Being Single, The Truth, The Real Truth!

Chapter 2 - Online Dating brings High-Tech Love right to your computer screen

I am a busy middle-aged man with two children and a demanding work-at-home job. What better way for me to find love that the new and improved high-tech way, online dating?

I can date available women from all over the world in my underwear from the comfort of my own home! Wow, what a concept!! Now I just need to choose the right dating service, let’s see, women of Russia? No, too far away, and some might still be commies! Women of Africa? Too far away and I might be a little afraid of some of their tribal customs. Get a date tonight with local single women? Now that sounds right, but they are all blond bombshells and it costs $5.00 per minute, something else must be going on here. Wait now I have hit the jackpot, Laba Life the place where disconcerting singles meet. I had no idea if I was disconcerting but to list my profile was free and it only took two hours to complete the survey questions!

Loved this unique way of getting your phone number out there.

Here is a list of internet dating terms and what they really mean (what a man writes and what it really means)

“40-ish”: Over 50 and looking for a 25 year-old
“Athletic”: Watches a lot of sports on TV
“Average looking”: Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back
“Educated”: Will patronize you all the time
“Free Spirit”: Will bang anything that moves
“Friendship first”: As long as friendship involves sex
“Good looking”: Arrogant
“Very good looking”: Dumb as a board
“Honest”: Pathological Liar
“Huggable”: Overweight and hairy like a bear
“Likes to cuddle”: Insecure mama’s boy
“Mature”: Older than your father
“Open-minded”: Wants to have threesomes with your friends
“Physically fit”: Does a lot of beer can curls
“Poet”: Wrote ex-girlfriend’s phone number on a bathroom stall
“Sensitive”: Cries if you want him to go see a chick flick
“Very sensitive”: Gay, just wants to procreate
“Spiritual”: Got laid in a cemetery once
“Stable”: Arrested for stalking, but not convicted
“Thoughtful”: Says “Excuse me” when he farts

I actually heard these ones following the Nuera Network on Twitter and my friend at Nuera Blog hooked me up there.