I am all for putting up a pic that is a fair representation of how you look but I also think you should put your best foot forward.  This one looks like the day after some very hard partying!!

Here are a couple that win the ‘yucky’ award for July.

This is not to be confused with dating whoopie which is good.

I was out on a double date (first date) and while the two gals were chatting away I was reminiscing with my friend Jason, we were talking about when we were kids and we used to buy those little black gobstoppers that changed colors when you sucked them.  I turned to my date and asked, do you like black balls?  Whoops, bam, smack…she slapped me across the face and then her and her friend left and never answered my phone calls for an apology.  Anyways the moral of this story is quite obvious, think before you speak and the question, do you like ‘black balls’, is not appropriate for a first date.

Black Balls
Old fashiopned black balls in that great licorice jawbreaker taste. The centre of these ones contain a hard pressed licorice powder. Also see aniseed blackballs in the British section if you are looking for the ones with a little seed in the middle.

This is a pet peeve of mine so I thought I would post about it.  This concerns the ‘boob shot’, I know most guys are obsessed with these ‘jugs O love’ but so many women post so many bad boob shots that it is truly sad.

So here is a guide, with examples:

Bad boob shot (just wrong)!

Ok Boob Shot (leaves enough to the imagination but would be nicer if the dog was not blocking the other one):

Good boob shot (this one is sexy but not slutty, well maybe a little bit):

Here are some dating profile quotes that are probably better off left unsaid:

- I’ve always been slightly against internet dating, most people that do this are losers right?  But I thought that I may as well take the leap.  - 29 year old female

- I’m a blast , love to have fun.life is short so we must live to the fullest and make each day special. I am very fortunate to have great friends, close family,a good heart, a fast car and a passion for life.  - 35 year old male

- On weekends, I can be found at a local park playing football with buddies, jogging or gettin drunk at a bar with friends. - 29 year old male