You might not want to look for a date at Walmart….but the prices are soooooo looooowwwww!

Apparently not at church!!

Honesty is the best policy!!

I guess she is cute enough to get away with it but I hope her boyfriend is big enough to fend off the drunk guys that will attempt to try it.

Love this list of breakup lines.

You might think you have been on some bad dates but this one really tops them all.  A drunken one-night-stand ended in disaster for a man who woke up to find his lover’s name carved into his arm.  She was found guilty of one charge of unlawful wounding at Preston Crown Court, following a two-day trial.

This guy will never get a date.

This guy’s tan is…..gross!

From the soon to be published - Being Single, The Truth, The Real Truth!

Chapter 2 - Online Dating brings High-Tech Love right to your computer screen

I am a busy middle-aged man with two children and a demanding work-at-home job. What better way for me to find love that the new and improved high-tech way, online dating?

I can date available women from all over the world in my underwear from the comfort of my own home! Wow, what a concept!! Now I just need to choose the right dating service, let’s see, women of Russia? No, too far away, and some might still be commies! Women of Africa? Too far away and I might be a little afraid of some of their tribal customs. Get a date tonight with local single women? Now that sounds right, but they are all blond bombshells and it costs $5.00 per minute, something else must be going on here. Wait now I have hit the jackpot, Laba Life the place where disconcerting singles meet. I had no idea if I was disconcerting but to list my profile was free and it only took two hours to complete the survey questions!

I am all for putting up a pic that is a fair representation of how you look but I also think you should put your best foot forward.  This one looks like the day after some very hard partying!!